Shut the ffffff up!

Headline: Joe the Plumber to become war correspondent.

TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) - Joe The Plumber is putting down his wrenches and picking up a reporter's notebook.
The Ohio man who became a household name during the presidential campaign says he is heading to Israel as a war correspondent for the conservative Web site pjtv.com.
Samuel J. Wurzelbacher (WUR'-zuhl-bah-kur) says he'll spend 10 days covering the fighting.
He tells WNWO-TV in Toledo that he wants to let Israel's "'Average Joes' share their story."

Yeah, if I don't get a job in journalism after graduation I'm blaming "Joe", cursing and probably moving to France.
And yes I did go horseback riding today and it changed my life forever (in a positive way of course).