24 March 2011

hot hot heat


What's your name? Butch. What does it mean? I'm an american honey, our names don't mean shit.

That is a quote from Pulp Fiction, which I just recently rewatched and rediscovered it's awesomeness. Also that quote could not be more true. I cannot tell you how many times people have asked me the meaning of either my first or my last name. And when I say, I don't know or nothing, they think that's crazy or when I explain that my last name is also a verb and describe it to them, they are horrified that my last name is similar to french fry. Horrified.

Anyways, turns out I've been living a pretty cushy life. With the 'cold' season coming to an end I'm remembering all the things I had forgotten about the heat when I first arrived. So many things I had forgotten and so much I wish I had appreciated more about the 'cold' season.

Here are some uncomfortable, sticky things I forgot about the heat:
  • Neck sweat
  • Never being able to sleep well
  • Waking up in the middle of the night and drinking half a liter of water
  • Never going to the bathroom
  • Waking up in the morning and feeling like you wet the bed, you're so sweaty
  • Staying up super late until your really tired, showering and then sleeping before you dry off and get hot again
  • Always being thirsty
  • Leaving sweat stains on my pants when I rest my arms on them, or cross my legs
  • Watching my neighbors get wasted after drinking one beer becuase they are so dehydrated.
  • Feeling like spiders are crawling on my legs and then realizing it's just sweat dripping from my knee pits.
 That's all I got at the moment. But I'm sure I'll think of many more things as April rolls around. Just an example of some heat, last night when I went to bed it was a respectable 100 degrees in my house when I went to bed. Pas mal.

Good news is however, that it's starting to be mango season, and I cannot describe to you how delicious mangoes are here. I plan on eating at least one every single day for the next three months. What's that? Yes I know that also means I'll have diarrhea for three months, but it's 100 percent worth it.

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